Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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