I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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