Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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