Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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