You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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