when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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