Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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