How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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