My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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