She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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