What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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