I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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