I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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