I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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