i think i have herpe
just one?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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