ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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