I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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