"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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