I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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