I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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