Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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