these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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