need another drink. this is the easiest way
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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