this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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