I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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