it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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