the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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