oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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