: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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