normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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