She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
