I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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