D3 body, D1 cock
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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