walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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