You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
this hospital has no fireball
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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