the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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