I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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