Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize