okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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