Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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