Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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