So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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