Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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