I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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