WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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