very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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