I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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