Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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