I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
