Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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