So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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