I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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