I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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