so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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